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The Canonical List of Weird Band Names [ a ] A Box of Fish with Tartar Sauce A Boy Named Gomer Above Average Weight Band A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't a Cake Accidental Goat Sodomy Adickdid Adult Children of Heterosexuals Afghanistan Banana Stand Aggressive Crotch Display Agnes Morehead Aha, the Attack of the Green Slime Beast Albino Toilet Boys Alcoholocaust Alien Nymphos from Uranus Alien Sex Fiend Amberham Lincoln Amputatoe Anal Babes Anal Beard Barbers Anal Cunt Anal Sadist Ancient Chinese Penis An Emotional Fish Angry Samoans Anus the Menace Apocolypse Hoboken The Archbishop's Enema Fetish The Armadildoes Armageddon Dildos Armpit Arthur Loves Plastic Ashtray Boy The Ass Baboons of Venus Ass Ponys Ass Solvent Assuck Attila The Stockbroker [ b ] Baby Shit Brown Badical Turbo Radness The Bad Livers Bad Mutha Goose Baldilocks Baloney Ponys The Band Formerly Known As Sausage A Band Named Bob Band Over Barbara's Bush Barbie Bones Barefoot Hockey Goalie Barenaked Ladies Barf Barnyard Slut Barney Rubble and the Cunt Stubble Barry White Boys Bassholes Bearded Clams Bearded Itchy Lover Beast Penis Beats the Hell Out of Me Beef Masters The Bendy Monsters Ben Wa and the Blue Balls Bertha Does Moosejaw Bertha's Mule Betty Ford Betty's Not a Vitamin Beverley Beer Bellies Biff Hitler and the Violent Mood Swings Big Ass Truck Big Balls and the Great White Idiot Big Black Nun Big Blow and the Bushwackers Big Daddy Cumbuckets Big Dead Fish Big Dick and the Extenders Big Fat Pet Clams From Outer Space Big Fish Ensemble Big In Iowa Big White Undies The Biggest Freak in New Jersey Bimbo Toolshed Bionic Roomate Birth Hole Bitter Enemies/Butter Enemas Bizarr Sex Trio [sic] Black Leather Agenda Black Leather Jesus Bleeding Rectum Blew Willie Bloated Scrotum Blonder Tongue Bloody Stools Blow Monkeys Blueballs Deluxe Boba Fett Youth Bobby Joe Ebola and the Children MacNuggits Body Falling Down Stairs Boiled Angel Bolt Upright and the Erections Bondage A Go Go Bonedaddys Bongwater Bongzilla Bordering On Retarded Boris the Sprinkler The Bourbon Tabernacle Choir BowWowWowHaus Bozo Porno Circus Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre Bright Blue Gorilla Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys Bullwinkel Gandhi Brutal Juice Brutal Noodle Buck Satan and the 666 Shooters Buddy Wasisname and the Other Fellas Bulimia Banquet Bumgravy The Bumpin' Uglies Bunchoffuckingoofs Burger Pimp Buster Hymen & the Penetrators Butthole Surfers Butt Savages Buttsteak Butt Trumpet [ c ] Caltransvestites Cancer Bunny Candy Striper Death Orgy Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers Captain Drinking Binge Carnage Asada Cat Butt Cat Rapes Dog Carter the Unstoppable Sexmachine Cheetah Chrome Motherfuckers Cherry Coke Enema Cherry Poppin' Daddies Cher UK Chewbacca Plaid Cock Chia Pet The Chicken Charmers Chickens On Smack Chocolate Bunnies From Hell Christ On A Crutch Cindy Brady's Lisp Circle Jerks Clive Pig and the Hopeful Chinamen Clitaurus Rex Clown Meat Cobaine's Brains Cocknoose Coffin Break Colon On The Cob Colostomy Grab-Bag Cookie Mould and the Smegmettes The Couch Slugs Cortizone 5 Crappy the Clown and the Punch Drunk Monkies Craven Morehead Crazy Taco Cafeteria Cream of Whoop-Ass Soup Crew Slut Crispy Ambulance Crocheted Doughnut Ring Crosseyed Chicken The Crucifucks Crybabies With Brassholes Cultivated Bimbo Cum Dumpster The Cunning Runts Cunts With Attitude Curious George and the Homophobes Cycle Sluts From Hell [ d ] Dairy Queen Empire Damn the Bad Luck Dancing Cigarettes The Dancing French Liberals of 1848 Dayglo Abortions Dead Fish Prophecy Dead Kennedys Dead Milkmen The Dead Pants (Die Toten Hosen) Deepthroat Shotgun Desciples of Ed Demon Barf Dick Cheese and the Crackers Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles Dick Duck and the Dorks The Dick Nixons Dickless The Dicks Dicky Retardo Did Lee Squat? Dildo Warheads Dirt Clod Fight Dirty Dick and the Trojan Test Pilots Dirty Girl Scout Disappointed Parents Disgruntled Postal Workers The Dismemberment Plan The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks Dog Food Five Dogfuckers Doggy Style Dog Lips Dog Shit Rangers Dogs With Jobs Don Knotts Overdrive Dopper Cocks Doris Daze Douche Gimlet Downy Mildew Dracula Milk Toast Drag King Dragmules Draw Your Own Cow [Rita din egen ko] Dreaded Apparatus Drew Barrymore's Dealer Drive By Crucifixion Drive-In Funeral Drunks With Guns Dumpster Juice Dusty Cowshit [ e ] Earthpig and Fire Eat My Afterbirth e. coli Edith Head Ed Gein's Car Ed's Redeeming Qualities Elastic Sausage Electric Blue Peggy Sue and the Revolutionions from Mars Electric Vomit The Elvis Diet Elvis and the Shitheads Elvis Hitler Emily's Sassy Lime End of Orgy Ethyl Meatplow Ethyl Merman Eve's Plumb Evil Weiner Experimental BBQ Exploding Boy Exploding Fuck Dolls Exploding Head Trick Exploding Tits Exploding White Mice [ f ] Fabulous Pimps Facial Defecation Fag Fag Bash Fangboy and the Ghouls Farrt The Fartz The Fat Chick from Wilson Phillips Fat Luv Fearless Iranians From Hell The Fellatio Ratio Fetus Fajitas Fields of Shit The Fierce Nipples '57 Lesbian Five Fat Guys Who Rock Fix My Head The Flaming Donuts of Jesus Flaming Lips Flamin' Schnanuses Flatutory Rape Flavor of Uranus Flopping Bodybags Flying Dustbunnies Force Vomit Foreskin 500 Four Honkies In a Big Black Car The 4-Skins Four Nurses of the Apocalypse The Freaky Executives The Fred Mertz Experience Free Beer Free Beer and Chicken Free Range Chicken The French are from Hell Freud Chicken Frogs Don't Cry Fromage d'Amour Fuck Fuckemos Fuckface Fuckhead Fucking Angels The Fucking Cunts Fuckin' Shit Biscuits Fuckin' Son of a Bitch Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen Fuckshitpiss Fuck Your Stupid Civilization Fuck You Yankee Bluejeans Fudge Tunnel Full Throttle Aristotle Full Metal Chicken Full Metal Faggot The Funkin' Donuts Funman and the Scumbags Furious George [ g ] Gag Factor GangGreen Gangrene Gangway Fathead Gaye Bikers on Acid Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous Geisha Balls Genitorturers The Glands of External Secretion Global Disrobal Glory Hole God's Girlfriend Goldfish Don't Bounce The Go Kill Yourselves Go Nad Go Gonoreagan Granny's Hole Grim Skunk Grand Mother Fucker Gregg Turner and the Blood Drained Cows Guess My Perversion [Gissa min perversion] Guitarantula [ h ] Habitual Sex Offenders The Hair & Skin Trading Co. Hakan Sleeps Naked [Hakan Sover Naken] Half Man, Half Biscuit Halibutt Sharon Halo of Flies Hamster Sandwich Hard-drinkin' Housewives Hard-Ons Harry Palms and the Gym Towels Harry Pussy The Hate Fuck Trio Headless Marines Headlice Head Like a Hole? Heavy Into Jeff Heavy Pink Insulator Heavy Vegetable Helen Keller Plaid The Helicopter Barfs [Helikoptern kraeks] Hellacopter Meat Hell Camino Hell Toupee Hello I'm A Truck Henry Kissinger's Tits Here, Eat This! Her Majesty the Baby Hermaphrochrist The Hermaphrodaddies Herpes Cineplex He's Dead Jim Heterophobia Heywood Trout Festival Hindu Garage Sale Hitler Stole My Potato Hockey Teeth Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers Holy Mary, Mother of Bert Hornets Attack Victor Mature Horny Hogs Horny Mormons The Horrid Farts Hot Rod Shopping Cart Hot Seamen House of Large Sizes Hugh Jorgan and the Four Skins The Humpers The Hurling Tandooris [ i ] I Buried Paul If Cows Had Wings I Just Killed My Parents I Love My Shih-Tzu Immaculate Infection Impaled Nazarene Impotent Seasnakes Individual Fruit Pie The Inflatable Boy Clams The Inflatable Jesus Love Dolls Inhale Mary The Insult That Made a Man Out of Mac The Introspective Playboy Iowa Beef Experience I Played in Anal Spew Iron Liver Iron Prostate It's All Meat [ j ] Jabbering Trout Jackie O Motherfucker Jack Off Jill The Jackofficers Jason's Cat Died Jazz Iguanas The Jean Paul Sartre Experience Jehovah's Waitresses Jehovah’s Witness Protection Program Jenny's Pussy Jerry's Kids Jesus Christ and the Nailknockers Jesus Christ Super Fly Jesus Chrysler Supercar Jesus Fucking Christ JFKFC Jif and the Choosy Mothers Jim Jones and the Kool Aid Kids The Jizzbuckets Jizzy Speedwack Joan of Arkansas Jodie Foster's Army John Cougar Concentration Camp John Holmes: Cucumber Smuggler Johnny Jism Johnny McPenis and the Ass Clams Johnny Panic and the Bible of Dreams Johnny Uterus and the Fallopian Tubes Johnny Vomit Jolly Naked Fishermen Juggling Death Squad [ k ] Kaka Pussy Kamakazi Sex Pilots Kathleen Turner Overdrive Kenfunky Fried Kerrigan's Knees Kick Ass Ernie Kid Bastard and the Strap-on Dicks Killer Kiwis Killer Pussy Kill Ted Knight King Fucker Chicken Kissing the Pink Knights of Butthole [Perseenreian Ritarit] Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons K.Y. and the Backsliders [ l ] Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers Lawnsmell The Leave It To Beaver Conehead Immolation Lee Harvey Keitel Lee Press-On and the Nails Lesbian Dopeheads on Mopeds Lesbian Ninjas Lip Smacking Kitten Lunch Lipstick Sandwich Lisa Gives Head Lord Panic and the Exploders Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple Love Gravy Lovebucket & Slapphappy Super-fly Lubricated Goat Lubricunts The Luminous Toilet Bowls Lung Mustard Luxury Christ [ m ] Maggot Sandwich Ma Joad and the Load-Blowers Man...or Astro-Man? Manson-Nixon Line Mao Tse Helen Mary Carves the Chicken Mary Kay and the Cosmetics Mate/Spawn/Kill Mayhem Lettuce Me and My Right Hand Meat Beat Manifesto Meat Cigars Meatpipe Meat Puppets Meat Shits Meaty Pants Mechanical Tampon Fish Mega Smegma Men Among Poodles Menstrual Gravy Microwavable Tree Frogs Mighty Sphincter Mill Valley Taters Minnie Pearl Necklace Minnie Pearl's Jam Mr. Bill and the Cumtones Mr. Happy and the Genocides Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show Mr. Tasty and the Bread Healers Mr. T Experience Moist Fist Monkey Fucks Football The Morbid Tavern Apple Choir More Drunk Cowboys The Most Sordid Pies Mother Theresa's Children [Moder Theresas Barn] Mott the Hoople Mouse and the Traps Much Ado About Shit The Muffs Mussolini Headkick My Dad is Dead My Dog Has Hitler's Brain My Uncle's Asshole My White Bread Mom [ n ] Naked Potato Nancy Reagan's Abortions Nasal Sex With Broken Glass Natural Fonzie Naugahyde Chihuahuas Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt Ned's Atomic Dustbin The Negro Problem New Squids on the Dock 99th Fuck You Nip Drivers Nipple Erectors Nipple Hardness Factor Nocturnal Emissions Nomad Nipples Noodle Muffin and the Pig Squints Norman Bates and the Shower Heads Not Drowning, Waving Not With My Camel Nuclear Pope Sex Dolls Nurse With Wound Nuts Can Surf [ o ] Octapussy Oedipussy 1,200,000 Dead Tibetians 1000 Homo DJs Organic Condom Mazda Drugs Out of Godzilla's Butt Out Vile Jelly Ovarian Trolley Ozzy Beard Spaghetti [ p ] Pabst Smear Painful Discharge Painful Rectal Itch Paisley Brain Cells Pamper the Madman Pansy Division Part Time Christians Paul Minor's Great Big Ego Peace Love and Pitbulls Pearl Harbor and the Explosions Pee Pee Shy The Pee Tanks Pelvic Meatloaf Penis DeMilo Penis Flytrap Penis Pulling Ramrods of Death Penis Sheurekan Penis Your Majesty Penis Wrinkle People With Chairs Up Their Noses Peppermint Dildo Perforated Head Peter and the Test Tube Babies Phallus Dei Phenobarbidols Philemon Arthur and the Dung Phlegm Fatale Picadilly Circus People Pieces of Lisa Pimps of Venus Pink Slip Daddy Piss Pissed Officers Piss Factory The Pissflaps Piss Wizards Placenta Sandwich Planet of Pants Plastic Nude Martini Playdough Fish Poonanie Cramp-Up Poop Shovel Pope John Paul Quartet with Friends and Blowers on the Rocks Pope on a Stick Popemobile Pork Queen Pornhuskers Porn on the Cob Post Nasal Drip Poultry in Motion Pounded Clown Power of Pussy Power Snatch Pregnant Men Premature Ejaculation Premature Evacuation Pretentious Flamedogs Prick Princess Tinymeat Printed At Bismarck's Death Prison Rape Scenes Professor Morrison's Lollipop Psychic Buddist Gorillas Psycho Sluts from Hell Public Enema Puke Daisies Pumpin' Ethyl Pungent Frustration Pure Bastard Extract Purple Headed Love Warriors Purple Vulture Shit Pussy Crush Pussy Galore Pussy Tourette [ r ] Radical Vulvetomy Raging Woodies Rainbow Butt Monkeys The Rampant Hedgehogs Rash of Stabbings Rats of Unusual Size Real Fucking Idiots Rebel Without Applause Recktum Rectal Nightmare Reluctant Stereotypes REO Speed Dealer Revolting Cocks Rhinohumpers Rhythm Method Roid Rogers and the Whirling Butt Cherries Rolling Donut Root Boy Slim and the Sex-Change Band with The Rootettes Rubber Nipple Salesmen Rudimentary Peni Rugburns Rump Rangers The Runz [ q ] Quasimodo and the Eunuchs The Queers Queer Wookie Question Mark & the Mysterians [ s ] Sam Esh & Hard Black Thing Sam's Butt Sandy Duncan's Eye Satan’s Cheerleaders Satan's Cheese Satan's Penis Saturated Fat Saturday's Garbage Saturn Flea Collar Schlong Science Diet Scoring Dope for the Ultimate Woman Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel Screaming Brocolli Screaming Fucking Hippies Screaming Headless Torsos Screaming Moist Accountants Scrotum Septic Death 7 Foot Spleen Seven Year Bitch Severe Tire Damage Sex Clark Five Sex With Midgets Sharon Stoned She Stole My Beer Sheep On Drugs Shirley Temple of Doom Shirley Temple Pilots The Shit Shit Bong Shit Birds Shit Dogs Shoot the Mime Shot Down In Ecuador, Jr. The Shower Scene from Psycho Shower With Goats Simulated Orgasms [Simulerte Orgasmer] Sinus Envy Sister Run Naked Six Inch Nipples 6 Hard Brothers and a Dog 69% Female Skadelic Smegma Skankin’ Pickle Skinflick Skunk Death Slut Kitchen Sluts for Hire Small Ball Paul Smegma Smegma & the Nuns Smelly Tongues Smilin' Hams Smoking Popes Snatch Snatch Attack Snatches Of Pink Sniveling Shits Snot Rocket Snuff the Ficus Sodom & Gomorrah Liberation Front Softcocks Solosex Some Kind of Cream Soothing Sounds For Baby Sorry About Your Daughter Soul Coughing Spacecocks Space Hog Spaceman Bill and the Groovy Gravy Space Negroes Space Pussy Spanking Bishops Spastic Colon The Spastic Rats Speculum Fight Spermbirds Sperm Wails Spock's Johnson Spooky Tooth Sucking Diction Stale Urine *.fat [pronounced STAR DOT FAT] STD Police Stiff Richards Stiff Woodies Stinky Fire Engine St. Mucous Stop Calling Me Frank Straight Jacket Lucy Strangulated Beatoffs Strong, Naked & Car Thieves [Sterk, Naken & Biltyvene] Stud McCoy and the Creemy Twinkies Stukas Over Bedrock Sucking Chest Wound Super Sonic Soul Pimps Surfing Jesus The Surf Maggots Surgical Penis Klinik Susanne and the Guys With Ties Swallowing Shit Sweaty Nipples Swingin' Johnsons Swingin' Udders The Swinging Love Corpses Swollen Monkeys [ t ] Tastes Like Chicken T-Bone and the Spit Vendors Technosquid Eats Parliament Ted Bundy's Volkswagen Ted Ed Fred Teenage Jesus and the Jerks Temporary Darkening of the Stool Testostertones Thank God We're Immortal The The The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler They Tried To Frame OJ They Were Expendable Thinking Fellers Union Local 282 Third Global Vagina Torture This This Is Our Daughter This Is Serious, Mum Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments 3D House of Beef Throbbing Gristle Thurston Howell's Boner Tit Wrench Titty Bingo To Live and Shave in LA Toiling Midgets Tonto's Expanding Headband Too Fat to Skate Tortured Scrotum Toxic Shock and the Tampons Tracy & the Hindenburg Ground Crew Trailer Park Casanovas Traveling Dingleberries Trotsky Icepick Trout Fishing In America Tumor Circus Tupperware Death Two For Flinching Two Minute Sinatra 2000 Flushes [ u ] UFOFU Ugly Head Ultimate Spinach Unidentified Rocking Objects Uncle Bob Touched Me Underpants Machine Universal Orgiastic Picnic The Urinals Urine Specimen Useless Pieces of Shit [ v ] Vagina Dentata Organ Vaginal Blood Farts Vaginal Davis Vaginal Reference Van Gogh's Ear The Vast Void of Empty Nothingness The Vegas Cocks Vegetarian Meat Venus and the Razor Blades Vic Morrow's Head Virgin Prunes Virgin-Whore Complex Vermin from Venus The Veronica Cartwrights The Vibrators Vic Vaccume and the Attachments Violent Anal Death The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black Vomit Launch The Vomit Spots Vomit Thrower Vomitorium Voodoo Meat Bucket [ w ] Wafflebutt Waffles Against AIDS [Vafler mot AIDS] Walking With Edna Was I Naked Weird People in Giant Condoms Weird Skull Control The Well Hungarians Well Strung Wendy and Her Menstrual Cycles When People Were Shorter and Lived By the Water Where's The Pope? White People Lie White Trash Debutantes Whorehouse of Representatives Whorgasm Who The Hell Are You? Willie Nelson Mandela Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children Woodpussy Wrecked ‘Em The Wrench Twisting Streetlickers Wynona Ryders [ y ] The Yams from Outer Space The Yeasty Girls Your Damn Neighbors Your Naked Mother [ z ] Zombies Under Stress Zoogz Rift and His Amazing Shitheads Zsa Zsa Zulu Leprechauns
	dumb bumper stickers Alcohol Bumpers DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers You can't drink all day long if you don't start first thing in the morning! Rehab is for Quitters Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill someInstant asshole, just add alcohol Hell yes I'm drunk! what do you think I am, a stunt driver? I may be drunk, but you are down right ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning A man is not truly drunk until he can't lie on the floor without holding on An Irishman is not drunk so long as he can hold on to one blade of grass and not fall off the earth. Don't drink and drive--if you hit a bump you spill your beer If I'm driving funny its probably becuase I'm drunk. Beer isn't just for breakfast any more. A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory. I have a problem with drinking... two hands and only one mouth Appearance Bumpers I may be fat but you're ugly, and I can lose weight. Life's too short to dance with ugly men. I'm So Gothic That I'm Dead.If my dog had a face as ugly as your's, I would shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards!Life's too short to dance with ugly women. My other wife is beautiful. Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m. Never fight ugly people they have nothing to loose Blonde Bumpers Us blondes aren't dumbNot all dumbs are blondeIf you think I'm a drunk driver you're wrong, I'm a blondeBody by Nautilus; brain by Mattel (Excuse Me... I have blonde root syndrome)When blondes have more fun, do they know it? Breeding Bumpers THE GENE POOL COULD USE A LITTLE CHLORINE SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE ONLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO KILL THEM Thank you for not breeding Who pissed in your gene pool?YOU!!! Out of the gene pool Learn from your parent's mistakes - use birth control So many stupid people, So few comets Sorry, I don't date outside my species. Stop Inbreding! Ban country music. When evolution is outlawed, only outlaws children will evolve. Car Bumpers Mafia staff car. MY OTHER TARDIS IS A POLICE BOX My other car is a Zamboni This car is insured by the maffia you hit me they hit you My other car is Christine, and she's right behind you! My wife's other car is a broom. This is not an abandoned vehicle. Do Not Wash - this vehicle is undergoing a scientific dirt test. Yah it stinks and is giving you a headache it's a diesel This car is like my husband, if it ain't yours don't touch it! Crime Bumpers Take a Bite out of Crime. It tastes like Chicken. Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. I don't lie, cheat or steal unnecessarily. Don't steal. The government hates competition. Driving Bumpers My karma ran over your dogma. I don't brake for pedestrians Cover me. I'm changing lanes. Don't Drink and Drive, You might spill someFriends don't let friends drive naked.If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Caution! Driver's applying make-up CAUTION : Driver Singing The kids drive me crazy, I drive them everywhere Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive? FORGET ABOUT WORLD PEACE...VISUALIZE USING YOUR TURN SIGNAL If you think I'm a lousy driver, wait until you see me putt Hang up and driveI want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. . . Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!! It was only a lane change! I drive this way just to piss you off.Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept. Go on, I'll see you at the next traffic light. Get in. Sit down. Shut up. Hang on. Caution I swerve and hit people at random. So many pedestrians, so little time. Lost your cat? Look under my tires <----Passing Side / Suicide----> Hang up and drive I wonder how you'd drive with that car phone shoved up your ass? Education Bumpers HE WHO LAUGHS LAST THINKS SLOWEST My folks think I'm still in school.Your kid may be an honor student, but YOU'RE and idiot!"Won't it be nice when schools get all the money they need and the Air Force has to have a bake sale to buy a bomber? i souport publik edekashun Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of it's students. As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. I is a college student. My kid got your honor student pregnant.HUKED ON FONIKS WERKD FER ME! Fishing Bumpers My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she's going to leave me.Gosh, I'm going to miss her. The worst day fishing is better than the best day working. There is a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.The question of fishing is not a matter of life or death... it's more important than that. Work is for people who don't know how to fish Food Bumpers Bright red meat is good for you. Fuzzy green meat is not good for you. Vegetarian: Indian word for lousy hunter There are only 2 choices on the menu: take it or leave it. I didn't work my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables I like cats, they taste just like chicken.If we weren't meant to eat animals, why are they made of meat? Cat... the other white meat. Gun Bumpers Go ahead and honk. I'm reloading. SUPPORT THE RIGHT TO ARM BEARS You can have my guns when you pry them from my kids cold, dead fingers.This car protected by a pissed off mother with a .45 auto. Hold on before you pass, I'm reloading.To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.I have PMS and a gun.....excuse me, did you have something to say? Happiness is an automatic weapon with a belt feedDriver carries only worth of ammunition I still miss my ex...but my aim is getting better! This car protected by Smith & Wesson Fight crime, shoot back If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their childrenGun control means using both hands! Gun control is being able to hit your target Guns don't kill people, they just make it easier Sexist Bumpers Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition. Grow your own dope, plant a man. Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere. A silent woman is seldom beatenZero to Bitch in 4.0 Seconds FEW WOMEN ADMIT THEIR AGE, FEW MEN ACT ITI'm the person your mother warned you about! Men aren't pigs....pigs are gentle, cute creatures! Missing, Husband And Dog; Attention .00 Reward For DogIf men had periods, they'd brag about the size of their tampons When God made man she was only kidding! Tailgating Bumpers Do I look like a Hemroid? Then get off my ass Backoff I'm a postal worker. Of course you're faster, but I'm driving in front of you. Now that you are on my ass you wanna get married? Unless you are a hemorrhoid, get off my ass!If you can't stop when I do, smile as you go under!I drive the speed limit. If you don't like it call a cop! I'm not tailgaiting I'm drafting!I am a slow moving disciple of the Swami ProcrastinadaIf you can read this, your to close. (Written in brail)If you can read this, you're in phaser range Too Close for Missiles, Switching to GunsDo Not Tailgate, Or I Will Flick a Booger on Your windshield!I'm not in heat SO GET OFF MY TAIL! If you come any closer, I'll eat you.You're not my bitch so get off my ass. Religion Bumpers Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister. Worry, God knows all about you. Jesus is coming, look busy!Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!) JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!!I've found Jesus... He's in my trunk The Big Bang Theory -- God spoke and BANG, it happened Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!'I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over Geez if you belive in honkus.The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.I FOUND JESUS...he's in the truck of my car...you can see him for five dollars.Born again pagan. God, please protect me from your followers. God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved! Honking Bumpers Honk if you hate noise pollution Clap one hand if you love Budda Honk if you don't give a damn Horn broken. Watch for finger. Honk if you love cheeses. Honk if you're illiterate Honk if the twins fall out Honk if you love peace and quiet Honk if parts fall off! Keep honking, I'm reloading. Relationship Bumpers We're staying together for the sake of the cats. When you're in love, you're at the mercy of a stranger.I'm the man of this house and I have my wife's permission to say so.I got this motorhome for my wife....BEST deal I ever made! LOVE: TWO VOWELS, TWO CONSONANTS, TWO FOOLS Dad's the boss. Right Mommy? There is a special place in hell for deadbeat parentsI'm a mount'n man...I like mount'n women! Kid Bumpers My kid can beat up your honor student My honor student fired your stupid kid My child was inmate of the month at the county jail My kid had sex with your honor student. Random Bumpers Auntie Em. Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.Just because my name is buddy doesn't mean you have to scream it to get my attention We're born naked, wet, & hungry. Then things get worse. My state bird is the fingerStrike a blow for justice: punch an attorneyAnother Dopeless Hope Fiend ...and Hillary would be the Village idiot... My freedom is more important than your good idea.If you keep trying to ban clearcutting, try wiping yourself with plastic . It's as bad as you think and they are out to get you. Wife and Dog missing: reward for dog If you don't like the news, go out and make some of your own. When you do a good deed get a receipt (in case heaven is like the IRS). Sex on television can't hurt you unless you fall off. Eschew obfuscation. Will Rogers never met a lawyer. Happiness is seeing your mother-in-law's face on the back of a milk carton.It's lonely at the top, but you eat better. Is there life before coffee? Never play leap frog with a unicorn. The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.I need someone really bad. Are you really bad? Smile. It's the second best thing you can do with your lips. Don't laugh. Your daughter could be in this vehicle.Nuke the unborn baby whales.I came, I saw, I did a little shopping. There's one in every crowd and they always find me. Just when you think you've won the rat race along come faster rats.If it's too loud, you're too old. Wink. I'll do the rest. Cynics are people who know the price of everything and the value of nothing. Who cares who's on board? Die Yuppie Scum. No radio. Already stolen. Exxon Suxx. Flying saucers are real, the Air Force doesn't exist. I don't care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be. Pray for Whirled Peas! It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the boogers.It's not how you pick it, but where you flick it They say you can't take it with you... But they also can't come and get it! Humpty Dumpty was Pushed. I'd rather be over the hill than under it.I've run out of sick days, so I am calling in dead Defecation eventuates. Fleece on earth, good wool to ewe. If there is a tourist season, why can't we shoot them Nonconformists are all alike. Hug your kids at home-belt them in the car! Car will explode upon impact Don't piss me off. i'm running out of places to hide the bodies. Don't laugh at these fogged up windows it's your daughter in hereAsk me about microwaving cats for fun and profit Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaurCONSCIOUSNESS: THAT ANNOYING TIME BETWEEN NAPS DIPLOMACY IS THAT ART OF SAYING "NICE DOGGIE!"...TILL YOU CAN FIND A ROCKI LIKE YOU BUT I WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU WORKING WITH SUB-ATOMIC PARTICLES LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION, I CAN FIND IT MYSELFACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS THE PROBLEM DOESN'T EXIST PRIDE IS WHAT WE HAVE - VANITY IS WHAT OTHERS HAVEWE HAVE ENOUGH YOUTH, HOW ABOUT A FOUNTAIN OF SMART PURITANISM: THE HAUNTING FEAR THAT SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE MAY BE HAPPY End racism...kill everyoneIndians discovered Columbus Never Underestimate The Power Of Stupid People In Large GroupsIf you love your life as much as I love my car then you won't steal it Hire Teenagers while they still know everything! Conserve Water; Shower with a friend Let me tell you about my bowel movements. If you are not the lead truck, the scenary never changes. All generalizations are false. If I roll up my windows and lock the doors, its because you smell horrible Custer got Siouxed Compost happens Bad cop...no donut.I'm pro choice, I choose to hunt, trap, eat meat and wear fur. Due to recent cutbacks, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.The light at the end of the tunnel is an oncoming train. Just visiting this planet Next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water. DAM : Mothers Against Dislexia Dislexics of the world... UNTIE!! I will never put off 'till tomorrow what I can forget about forever Do Not Meddle In The Affairs Of Dragons For You Are Crunchy And Good With Ketchup. Where There's A Whip, There's A Way.Sorry, I just haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister. HELP! I've tripped and I can't get down!I said "no" to drugs, but they just woudn't listen. We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated. One who farts in church sits in his own pew.I do everything my rice krispies tell me to do Earth first! We'll strip mine the other planets later! Very funny Scotty, Now beam down my Clothes!!! STOP CONTINENTAL DRIFT!I Hate Coffee--It Keeps Me Awake at Work.I want to make love in the worst way--standing up in a canoe There was nothing Great about the Depression. HELP END POVERTY--EAT THE POOR The more people I know, the more I love my dog. The best way to change someone's mind is with a rockDon't show your public hair, while in pubic. Bad spellers of the world enight! Anyone can give up smoking, but it takes a real man to face cancer. Hard work has a future payoff, but laziness pays off now.Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.A friend in need... can be a real pain in the ass.If you must burn our flag, please wrap yourself in it first. 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